Barely Disfigured
Select services venue
The venue will provide the space, plus a few extras.
Full wedding (ceremony and reception) pricing
Starting at $15,000
Guest capacity
Up to 300 seated guests
About this venue
Nestled in the iconic Cobble Hill neighborhood of Brooklyn, Barely Disfigured is a seductive and surrealist speakeasy venue perfect for couples seeking an unforgettable, non-traditional space for their wedding journey. Originally the site of a historic parlor, this lavish cocktail lounge mixes secrecy with sophistication, offering an atmosphere reminiscent of a glamorous, immersive theater chamber. Whether you are hosting an intimate engagement party, a sultry rehearsal dinner, a stylish cocktail-hour reception, or a memorable after-party, our unique spaces provide a captivating backdrop. Treat your guests to an introverted delicacy of expertly crafted cocktails, an exquisite raw bar, and elegant share plates in an environment that promises exclusivity and romance. Let the secretive allure of Barely Disfigured make your celebration a true Brooklyn masterpiece.
Our event spaces
Main bar area
This is our main bar area
The main bar area features a sophisticated, intimate, and warmly lit interior, combining contemporary elegance with a vintage cocktail lounge atmosphere. A long, polished white countertop serves as the centerpiece, extending nearly the entire length of the room. The bar is lined with deep emerald-green upholstered stools, creating a rich contrast against the dark wood paneling and flooring.
Guest capacity
20-24 Seated
60-80 Standing
Lounge
A beautiful lounge
The room features deep forest-green velvet sofas with oversized, rounded cushions arranged around small, circular wooden cocktail tables. The low, plush seating creates a cozy, secluded environment designed for relaxed conversations. The walls are covered in rich, dark wood paneling arranged in a geometric grid, with concealed warm amber lighting illuminating each section from below. This creates a beautiful contrast between the glowing walls and the shadowy seating area.
Guest capacity
12-17 Seated
16-25 Standing
Backyard
Our beautiful backyard
Barely Disfigured feels like a hidden tropical oasis tucked away in the middle of Brooklyn. It has the atmosphere of a secluded garden in Tulum, Bali, or the Caribbean rather than a typical New York City bar. The space is lush, intimate, and beautifully layered with greenery. Towering palms, broad banana leaves, tropical plants, and mature trees surround the seating areas, creating a natural canopy that makes the garden feel almost completely removed from the city.
Guest capacity
100-140 Seated
200-300 Standing
Main bar area
This is our main bar area
The main bar area features a sophisticated, intimate, and warmly lit interior, combining contemporary elegance with a vintage cocktail lounge atmosphere. A long, polished white countertop serves as the centerpiece, extending nearly the entire length of the room. The bar is lined with deep emerald-green upholstered stools, creating a rich contrast against the dark wood paneling and flooring.
Guest capacity
20-24 Seated
60-80 Standing
Lounge
A beautiful lounge
The room features deep forest-green velvet sofas with oversized, rounded cushions arranged around small, circular wooden cocktail tables. The low, plush seating creates a cozy, secluded environment designed for relaxed conversations. The walls are covered in rich, dark wood paneling arranged in a geometric grid, with concealed warm amber lighting illuminating each section from below. This creates a beautiful contrast between the glowing walls and the shadowy seating area.
Guest capacity
12-17 Seated
16-25 Standing
Backyard
Our beautiful backyard
Barely Disfigured feels like a hidden tropical oasis tucked away in the middle of Brooklyn. It has the atmosphere of a secluded garden in Tulum, Bali, or the Caribbean rather than a typical New York City bar. The space is lush, intimate, and beautifully layered with greenery. Towering palms, broad banana leaves, tropical plants, and mature trees surround the seating areas, creating a natural canopy that makes the garden feel almost completely removed from the city.
Guest capacity
100-140 Seated
200-300 Standing
Available services that can be provided by Barely Disfigured
Services & amenities
- Bar services
- Clean up
- Event rentals
- Liability insurance
- Lighting/Sound
- Pet friendly
- Service staff
- Set up
- Wheelchair accessible
- Wifi
Reviews
Write a review4.3 out of 5
97 reviews
- T
TexanTourist
Came for casual drinks with friends ✅ David was a hilarious, honest, and attentive server. Asked him if I could have at least 1 minute to decide, but no more than 3 minutes. He came back in 2. Dedication. Drinks were creative, delicious, and well-priced for the area.
Barely Disfigured•Oct 11, 2026Mehhhh he is alright! Thanks for joining us :)
- C
CM1848
David was an amazing server, atmosphere was already great but he made it even better
Barely Disfigured•Oct 11, 2026True that true that
- JH
Jerry H
Gets hyped up for their wonderful backyard, which is legit. But should be more hyped up for being one of the best cocktail bars in Brooklyn. Dim but comfortable vibe, and yes a tremendous backyard when the weather is right. The bartenders are very friendly and know their stuff, they will gladly share their process. But the star are the cocktails. The Terencingo is so much fun, starts as a delicious dry mezcal martini and when you flip the ice, becomes wonderfully savory. The Reply to Red is a unique take on a dirty martini and The Human Condition is one of my all time favorite rum drinks. Overall, Barely Disfigured is a must try for anyone who loves cocktails!
- SF
Sabrina Feldman
Over all was great loved the drinks, like they were seriously good. Service was good just the wait staff ( server) wasn't dressed to work at a bar more like a gym. But still a great place would recommend trying there drinks out.
- ZR
Zoe Rubin
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