Screaming Goat Funny Farm

Guest capacity

Up to 150 seated guests

About this venue

Because your love story deserves something real, joyful, and unforgettable. Weddings here aren’t staged or stiff — they’re full of charm, nature, and a few unexpected animal guests. Say your vows under a big oak tree or in a cozy barn while donkeys peek in and cows moo in approval. You get the entire farm to yourself — no rushed schedules or sharing the space. Just you, your people, and a whole lot of heart. Our animals bring laughter, surprise, and personality to your big day. It’s peaceful, quirky, and filled with photo ops you can’t plan — like a goat crashing your first dance. Stay overnight in the barn apartment or cottage and wake up to donkeys on your porch. It’s more than a wedding venue — it’s an experience. If you want a wedding that’s personal, playful, and totally you, the Funny Farm is waiting.

Seated guest capacity

  • 2-150

Venue type

  • Farms, Barns, Ranches
  • Parks, Gardens

Venue setting

  • Covered Outdoor
  • Indoor
  • Outdoor
6515 FM 1123, Belton, TX 76513

Our event spaces

Highland Cottage

Cozy, quirky, and full of charm—Highland Cottage sits under a shady oak, with donkeys on the porch and farm life right outside your door.

The Highland Cottage is a small, welcoming space perfect for a groom’s suite or a peaceful overnight stay. Tucked under a shady oak, it features a cozy porch, kitchenette, bathroom, and a small dining area. It’s simple, charming, and just steps from the heart of the farm. Whether you’re getting ready for the big day or unwinding after, the cottage offers quiet comfort with a touch of rustic charm—and maybe a donkey or two on your porch.

Guest capacity

1-10 Seated

1-15 Standing

Square footage

800

Ideal for

Wedding ceremony, Wedding reception, Rehearsal dinner, Wedding shower, Welcome party, Farewell brunch, Couples luncheon, Baraat, Cocktail hour, Engagement party, After party, Elopement, Other

Room cost

Included in total venue pricing

Bunkhouse

Rustic and fun, the Bunkhouse sits in the barn with a view of the animals. Great for groups, with a full kitchen, bathroom, and plenty of charm.

The Bunkhouse is a cozy, rustic space located inside the barn—perfect for a bride’s suite or a relaxing farm stay. It features a full kitchen, private bathroom, and a dining area, making it ideal for getting ready or unwinding after a big day. With charming barn details and a view of the animals just outside, the Bunkhouse blends comfort and character in one unique space. It's quiet, convenient, and just steps from the heart of the farm.

Guest capacity

1-20 Seated

1-20 Standing

Square footage

1,000

Ideal for

Wedding ceremony, Wedding reception, Rehearsal dinner, Wedding shower, Welcome party, Farewell brunch, Couples luncheon, Baraat, Cocktail hour, Engagement party, After party, Elopement, Other

Room cost

Included in total venue pricing

Highland Cottage

Cozy, quirky, and full of charm—Highland Cottage sits under a shady oak, with donkeys on the porch and farm life right outside your door.

The Highland Cottage is a small, welcoming space perfect for a groom’s suite or a peaceful overnight stay. Tucked under a shady oak, it features a cozy porch, kitchenette, bathroom, and a small dining area. It’s simple, charming, and just steps from the heart of the farm. Whether you’re getting ready for the big day or unwinding after, the cottage offers quiet comfort with a touch of rustic charm—and maybe a donkey or two on your porch.

Guest capacity

1-10 Seated

1-15 Standing

Square footage

800

Ideal for

Wedding ceremony, Wedding reception, Rehearsal dinner, Wedding shower, Welcome party, Farewell brunch, Couples luncheon, Baraat, Cocktail hour, Engagement party, After party, Elopement, Other

Room cost

Included in total venue pricing

Available services that can be provided by Screaming Goat Funny Farm

Services & amenities

  • Bar services
  • Catering services
  • Clean up
  • Dance floor
  • Dressing room / Bridal Suite
  • Event coordinator
  • Event rentals
  • Event staff
  • Liability insurance
  • On-site accommodations
  • Pet friendly
  • Service staff
  • Set up
  • Transportation
  • Wifi

Transportation & access

  • Limo
  • Self parking - free
  • Valet - free
  • Valet - paid

Rentals

  • Standard Chairs

Accommodations

  • Bedroom suites
  • Honeymoon suite
  • Single king rooms
  • Twin bed rooms

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  • I love cows

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    •Amy B.•Aug 4, 2025

    The team at Screaming Goat Funny Farm was a joy to work with from start to finish. Their communication was always quick and concise, making the planning process seamless. On the day of our wedding, they were incredibly helpful and encouraging, going above and beyond to ensure everything went smoothly. The venue itself was absolutely beautiful, creating a special and wonderful atmosphere for our special day. We are so grateful to the Screaming Goat team for helping to make our wedding day truly unforgettable.