Mary & Johnny
Wedding Party
Uyen Ta
Maid of Honor
Mary's older and occasionally wiser sister.
Tracy Ta
Maid of Honor
Mary's younger and much wiser (than all of us) sister.
Katy Nhu Tran
Bridesmaid
Mary's cousin, the only other human who could possibly be referred to as *almost* as clumsy as Mary herself. They have a special bond over hurting themselves on things, dropping stuff, and not being able to cook.
Veronique Nguyen
Bridesmaid
Mary will never forgive herself for the time she punched her cousin Veronique in the stomach when she was 5 years old. Thankfully, her cousin has forgiven her (right?). They have moved on to better pastimes like attending political rallies, sharing the same stupid humor, and unashamedly drinking through Wolf Trap children shows.
Vivi Sperling
Bridesmaid
Vivi (sometimes called Bibidram) and Mary met 10 years ago freshman year of college. They were inseparable at JMU for 4 years, then Mary moved to South Africa for 2 years, and Vivi moved to Ecuador for 4. Now, finally, they're in the same place again in Washington, DC, and Mary finally has her adventure buddy right down the street! They will take DC by storm with their shenanigans.
Bryan Vu
Bridesman
Bryan and Mary have been best friends for 10 - 13 years; the exact start date of their friendship is still debated. Other things they argue about: the best tv show in the world (Friends), if art museums are boring (no), if jug wine is acceptable (no), who is better at planning (tbd), and who is the worst texter (fine, it’s Mary). Things they do agree on: McDonald’s is fine dining, booking last minute trips across the world is a-ok, and Ranch sauce goes on everything.
Robby McCoubrey
Best Man
29 year old single male Interests: -Healing Children -Eating Dandelions -Bare Feet -Hobbit Life -Trees
Ivan Kane
Groomsman
Johnny's fiance's sister's fiance. They have accumulated 6 years worth of strategies on how to deal with Ta women. He even beat Johnny in chess once when he wasn't paying attention!
Leopold Irineo, Jr.
Groomsman
The man we need, not the man we deserve. Loves potato chips and drawing ninja turtles. A great source on old school nerd knowledge and anime recommendations. Every man wishes he could be Jay - Ar.
Thad Lamar
Groomsman
Mary and Johnny have Thad to thank for 70% of the good movies they have seen, as well as reviews of all the new movies that come out. Thaddeus is the director of the hottest new Appalachian Trail documentary in the mid-Atlantic. He has a very impressive camera and film making resume and will have copies of it available the whole weekend.
Jeff Kosovich
Groomsman
Jeff is Johnny’s gaming guru. He is responsible for most of Johnny’s life lost to gaming. He just keeps making Johnny nerdier. If Johnny is the gaming monster, Dr. Kosovich is the Dr. Frankenstein.
Chris Sorenson
Groomsman
Chris and Johny go way back to Ms. Jones’ AP English class. Chris moved next door to Johnny’s family Junior year of high school and they’ve been hanging out ever since. Talk to him about space and science and he will blow your mind with his encyclopedic knowledge. Don't call espresso "ex-presso" around him and don't call him Christopher.
Monica Czuczman
Officiant
Over the past 19 (!) years of friendship, Monica has offered Mary endless laughs, wisdom, laundry baskets, pistachio sea salt cookies, snack paks for the road, and alibis for her mom. Mary is forever grateful.
Cory Czuczman
Officiant
“The Chooch." Gets really excited about things. Walks so darn fast you can’t keep up with him on his Philly Street food tours. World’s greatest hugger.