Wedding Party
Jane Gankiewicz
Best Woman
There are some friendships that become the anchor in every season of life - though Jane would never let me sever this friendship even if I tried. (good thing I'm as obsessed with her as she is with me) This brilliant woman has seen every side of me at every stage of my life and has still decided to stay by my side. I cannot wait for Mark and I to feel that closeness someday. Jane is giving me the honor of supporting me on the day I publicly vow love to another, though we will be holding hands years past when our skin has decomposed and the earth is no longer our home.
Jimmy "Jimbo Slice" Hruban
Best Man
A cousin and best friend; more like a brother. From the days of 500-lap NASCAR video game races, chugging Vault soda like it was going out of stock (it was), and eating our weight in beef jerky; to late-night casino runs full of laughs and terrible bets—we've built a bond that runs deeper than the Marianas trench. Jimmy is an accomplished beat boxer, disc golfer, and model/actor and not the other way around. Joins us and stir up some conversation with this multi-talented Renaissance man.
John "Juicy Bear" Hartman
Officiant
Scholars retain the knowledge that in the year 1989, in a sleepy town in Illinois dubbed 'Alsip'; a baby was born that subsequently changed the world. Upon his arrival, Madonna devoted her song "Like a Prayer" to this little cherub, the wall fell in Berlin in exuberant celebration, and scientists created the World Wide Web to merely witness this absolute specimen. It goes without saying his impact was felt by all. I had the pleasure of witnessing this trendsetter first-hand and learned from the best. Through the years we have been the best of buds and I always whoop his ass in sneak-attacks and chugging brews, just kidding. If you're a true gambler, see if you can topple this titan in a beer race on the special day! Tis not for the faint of heart, not sponsored by Elise and Mark.