Your presence is gift enough!
Ladies and Gents, listen up and listen well! Your presence at our wedding is such a huge gift to us, that we do NOT want you to buy us a gift. Your roles in our lives are so special to us, that no shiny new thing or cold hard cash could mean more to us than you do. Got it?
That said, we have a registry partially to satisfy any of you who feel that your soul will diminish if you don't give us something. We've also been told that it is rude NOT to have a registry. So that's why this is here. No gifts expected or desired. Just you in our lives!