2020 Ringmaster of the Shitshow
Typically found in her role as Hooligan Headmaster, Tara is taking on a new position as Ringmaster of the Shitshow for this particular event. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Chief Chairwoman & Planner Extraordinaire
Morgan will be taking on the role of second in command for the whole shebang and overwhelming everyone with a week full of glorious and exhaustive activities to remind us why we love each other and still only do this once a year.
Grandpa on the Apex Trail
While he generally makes everyone feel inadequate in their current health statuses, he is also well known for the following quotes: This is the first I've heard of this. They never tell me anything. I need to get back to Capella. Are we at Laura's race?
Sponsor
Women Against Running is a Platinum level sponsor of the Race Morning Festivities including: Beer Yoga, Mimosa Morning, and the Long John (or Bagel) Breakfast.
Sponsor
Unwilling Participants is the Confused Top Tier Sponsor of the Pre-Race Pizza Party.
SPONSOR
F Running, Instead Eating, Napping, Drinking is a silver-level sponsor responsible for Beau Jo's logistics. If you are not sure the time of the reservation, where to park, if there will be keto-friendly options at this pizza dinner, or whether honey belongs on pizza, reach out directly to FRIEND.
Sponsor
We are currently in search of individuals or family units to plan and organize certain events (i.e. Friday Morning Cemetary Trip, Air B&B Stay, Grandpa Jim Transport, Friday Evening Dinner Reservations, & Weed Abatement Chemical Acquisition). You may also sponsor any activity outside of the main event that you desire (Ladder Ball Pairs Tourney, Hikes, Golf Classic, Outside Races, etc). If you submit info, the organization you represent, and the activity you are planning, I will gladly add you to our site.