FAQs

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Do you accept complaints with no offers for resolution?

Answer

No

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Would you be interested in my input without my help?

Answer

Nope

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Can I change the date after the Date Set Deadline of April 4th?

Answer

Nada

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What if it looks like it might be snowy/cold/rainy/buggy/hot/muggy/humid/dry?

Answer

No Sirree Bob. Once the date is set, the date is set. Please petition, with included reasons, ahead of the Date Petition Deadline (April 4, 2021).

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Do I have to participate?

Answer

Yes! Unless you are an organizer of the main event.

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But what if I want to claim a disability of some sort?

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Can you get out of bed? Can you go to the bathroom on your own? Are you attending? Then you are a participant and will only be letting down your team with your shenanigans.

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Can I bring more people?

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Absofrigginlutely! Let us know a name and we'll include them as your guest. That way you can tell us which events they will be available for and what they wish to eat (i.e. Long Johns, bagels, and restaurant reservations). I would love if we could get those names before the Main Event RSVP Deadline so I can include them in the best team possible (May 31, 2021).

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What about my dog/cat/chicken/opossum/squirrel?

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Yeppers, we are a pet friendly event! With that said, there will be other pets on the property running amok and playing and it will be on you to care for, love on, and deal with your beloved fur ball.