We're getting married!

in a village (restaurant) far far away (Cactus Club Cafe), a poor and lonely server boy found himself searching for love. Until one day a tall blonde goddess of a manager walked in and decided to rule (manage) the land (Cactus Club Cafe). From the first time they laid eyes, there was a firey spark which one could only imagine was love at first sight (or an urge to be first cut). The spark grew to a doting friendship. The blonde manager secretly checking the schedule to see if her lonely server boy would be working, that would be sure to be a great day. 12 long months after their first meeting, on a cold January night, the blonde girl took to her horse drawn carriage (Buick Verano) and offered a ride home to her server boy and his comrades (drunken Dean and Andrew). After a long trek home, the server boy thanked the girl with a kiss. This kiss lingered for months as this love was forbidden. Until, a terrifying and deadly sickness plagued the nation (Covid-19). The server boy and blonde manager sought comfort and companionship in one another, thus launching an epic love story while hiding a deep secret from their peers. One day they couldn't take it anymore! They had to come clean, and if their love was outlawed, they would run away into the sunset with one another. When they faced the dragon, they were surprisingly accepted by the village people (their co-workers at Cactus Barlow Trail), however, the lonely server boy was forced to leave the village and take his talents to the South (McLeod Trail). They travelled far and wide across the land from Calgary to Edmonton, to Kelowna and Windsor, and even Arizona to Mexico, making patrons and visiting their family along the way. They made memories and fell deeper in love with each passing day. Years later, they found themselves spending day after day with one another and thought to themselves "why are we paying for 2 castles when we could reside in one?" And thus began the lengthy move from a dirty, ale drinking, boys club (Nokomis Place) and the tower of White Claws and Monday night dance parties (Greir Ave), to the cozy and beautiful palace they now call home. Although, they weren't alone, as the blonde managers jester (Cassandra) kept them company at all times. Shortly after, they realized they needed protection, in the form of a fierce and wild beast (Onyx). While she didn't grow as big and scary as they imagined, she makes up for it with her loud singing voice and they love her all the same. Now, 5 years later as they look to gain favour from the King of Nation (the Government), they invite their most trusted and loyal patrons and worshipers to join them in celebrating this love story. They invite you all to join them in the beautiful land of pasta, pizza and vino, for the culmination of a once forbidden, forever blooming, and unexplainably lucky love story.