Maid of Honor
The bride's ride or die. Drove the bride through a wintery mountain pass in her Pontiac in high school so she could electively take an AP exam. Made llamas trendy.
Best Man
The man- always has been, always will be.
Bridesmaid
The bride's first love and little sissy/ best frand. Fellow funny face maker and shower singer. Best dog momma and new human momma.
Groomsman
The younger, smarter, and also ski-crazed Burnett brother. He just purchased Patagonia Pow Slayer outerwear, full send!
Bridesmaid
Sparked the bride's love of wine and was always there with a glass and some laughs during the stress of grad school applications. Human spotify and best roommie ever!
Groomsman
The older, taller, slightly better dressed Burnett brother. Deployed in Italy with the US Navy, Big Bro will be unable to attend and we will miss him dearly.
Bridesmaid
For what in retrospect was for the best, became fast friends with the bride only after landing in SF post grad school. Works hard, plays harder. Has never had a bad hair day.
Groomsman
You might not be introduced to this man as Alex. In this circle, he goes by Stein.
Bridesman
B-school buddy of the bride and top notch travel companion (traveled together to Costa Rica, New Zealand, Fiji, Iceland, Denmark). Typically sporting a backpack and Shinola.
Groomsman
Always keeping Kyle out of trouble and close to the fun.
Officiant
Wayne is the man with the plan.