Let's I DO THIS

Looking past Mo's ridiculous OkCupid user name, Allison decided to send Mo a message after they "matched" with one another. Small talk via the app led them to realize that they lived literally ten blocks from one another in Harlem, so they each traveled half the distance to meet for a glass of wine. One glass of wine turned into a bottle, which turned into hours spent together, hopping from one Harlem neighborhood joint to another. Their first meeting was shortly before Valentine's Day, but they were having so much fun together that they ignored how loaded it would be to have a date that day. Mo arrived at the meeting place before Allison, and when Allison walked in, she dropped a black plastic bag in front of Mo. Mo looked up at Allison in surprise and asked, "What's this?" Allison replied, "It's a booze-quet. For Valentine's Day. Anyway, you're welcome." It was then that Mo knew -- this girl was gonna be trouble in the best possible way. They've been happily together ever since!