FAQs

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Who's getting married?

Answer

Asher and McKinley! Duh!

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What should I wear?

Answer

Funky formal. As in, formal, but make it funky. When in doubt, get a little freaky with it. Imagine you're going to be in a Prince music video, or a David Bowie short film, or a Parliament-Funkadelic-inspired broadway number. Glam it up! Please note that the event will be outside on a combination of grass, sand, and pavement. Choose your footwear appropriately!

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Are kids welcome?

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No - our wedding is adults-only. We thank you for respecting our wishes.

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Will the ceremony be outside?

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The whole thing is going to be outside! We'll have a big ol' tent, and we do have plans for inclement weather, but you should be prepared to be al fresco the entire time.

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How should I get there?

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Park at the Best Western in Thornburg and take the shuttle (see the Travel Page). Service will run continuously between the Best Western hotel and the wedding venue. Even if you're not staying at the hotel, you will park your car there and take the shuttle to the wedding - there is no parking at the venue.

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Can I bring a date?

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Yes! If your invitation was addressed only to you, you can bring a plus one. If your invitation was addressed to you and someone else, we're expecting the two of you to come together. Feel free to ask us if those two sentences somehow don't cover your situation.

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Since it's on May 4th, is this, like, a Star Wars-themed wedding?

Answer

Good question. No. But if you want to show up dressed like Darth Vader, no one will be mad.

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Will McKinley be Jewish now?

Answer

No. If anything, Asher will be Irish now. McKinley retains her title as Designated Shabbos Goy.