Registry
Honestly babe, we've lived together for five years now. The basic necessities required to live a domestic life have long been acquired. We have the audacity to invite you to a destination wedding in another country we know none of you live in and you think we'd presume you'd want to give us even MORE money and gifts? We'd never.
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Buuuuuuut... if you're feeling generous for some reason...