ABOUT LAMAR: Hometown: "Made in California" | Undergrad: Temple University 9-5: IT stuff (i.e. Leading software integration and building systems with Delaney Advantage Technologies) Social Style: Analytical | Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff | Myers-Briggs: INTP | Enneagram 9 Likes: Basketball; Watching all the sports; Fantasizing about winning the lottery; Cooking (includes critiquing others' cooking). Superpowers: Reading people, Composing haikus ABOUT MACKENZIE: Hometown: "ATL-shawty" | Undergrad: The George Washington University 9-5: Communications strategy (i.e. consultant for Booz Allen at NASA) Social Style: Analytical | Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw | Myers-Briggs: ENTJ | Enneagram 3 Likes: Reading (sci-fi/speculative/fantasy fiction novels), Singing (social justice a cappella; funk with soul; opera in the shower); Cupcakes; Sleeping in. Superpowers: Animal whispering, Organizing all the things ABOUT US: Our Current Town: Alexandria, VA Proud Pet Parents: The trio - Duke (a creepy cat), Parker (a pitiful pup), Nat King Cole (an actual puppy) Our Collective Likes: Attending live concerts, musicals, shows, and most performing arts in general; Passionately overanalyzing articles and information on the innerwebs; Eating extravagant meals prepared in-house by Lamar; Complaining about life as a consultant/contractor; Occasionally fostering and rescuing animals. Collective likes that Lamar is in denial about: Purchasing bougie items and experiences; spoiling the puppy Collective favorite musical: Hamilton Biggest Relationship Dichotomy: Lamar's punctuality and Mackenzie's lateness

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