Wedding Party

Elyse Weissberger

Bride

Jennie Nevin

Bride

Danna Weissberger

Maid of Honor, Personal Stylist & Unpaid Executive Assistant

Allison Cantway

Maid of Honor (Probably. If she doesn't screw up.)

Andra Weissberger

Taco Tues. date. Always chasing each other around the world.

Amira Valliani

Always there for me. Only sometimes on fire.

Laura Weissberger

Soup connoisseur. Still calling me Lisi.

Katherine Fertig

Oldest (but not old) Friend

Ian Malesiewski

Roll Model. Baby daddy. IYKYK. (You all do).

Katharine Kendrick

Would also leave her wedding website till the last minute

Erin Harmon

aka Ewin Wawastein. My only influencer friend.

Amy Bond

Ladyboyd. Has a beauty mark. Took me to Hooters (?)

Bre Hildebrand

Class Clown. Gonna be on Big Brother one day.

Augusta Binns-Berkey

Slow Loris. Soft Hands.

Emily Hua

😶‍🌫️. Spots sunsets. Multitasks oddly but effectively.

Sam Bilow

Rug-based conversation partner. Occasional fox.

Nate Webster

🍑 Man

Dan Baneman

Should have won the race

Kacey Manlove

Spirit & weight- lifter. Have you seen her lats?

Yuri Shadunsky

Sports captain. (Not the giraffe)

Owen Averbuch

Waffle House Ambassador. Will remember your cold call.

Parry Vanlan-dingham

First pick in the draft. Has struggled with ironing boards.

Roshni Chakra-borty

Stewing (not broiler) chicken. Hide your silver foxes.

Vicki Chen

Wrote me letters. Decently athletic.

Denise Weissberger

Mother of the Bride

Perpetual last hurrah partner (and funder). Multi-year Pildash Award winner. Pretends she just "found" herb.

Danielle Joseph

Makes NYC seem fun

Howard Weissberger

Father of the Bride

Will do your taxes & buy you a Costco hotdog for a poem. Wants to know whether you did the extra credit.

Mrs. Crocker Nevin

Mother of the Bride.

Style icon. Caviar enthusiast. Please God get her a cocktail and don't make her walk up that hill.

Aaron Molloy

Officiant & LOVE OF OUR LIVES (LOOL)

Karan Arakotaram

Welcome Party Emcee. Find him after it and compliment him.