Gallery

Earliest known photo of the couple, circa 2016. (also earliest indication that Sonja is delighted by coordinated outfits)

New Zealand, 2016. Not pictured: The sheep whose bleat from out of the pitch darkness sounded exactly like someone saying the word "Man" and almost made Graham pee himself.

Cornfest, 2019. Sonja had to single-handedly paddle back to where Graham misplaced his paddle.

Christmas 2020. Pictured: Graham and a miserable old bitch who never liked Graham. Sonja also.

"I can't believe you're going to kiss that shrimp and not me in the picture."

We're pretty gross.

See? Gross.