Sat, Aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm - Sun, Aug 31, 2025, 12:00 am
Dress Code: Bright & Bombastic, Colorful & Joyful.
Pre-Ceremony Gathering - 1PM Find parking, find a seat. Be here, be welcome, be sober enough to move under your own volition. ~~~ Wedding Ceremony Extravaganza & Floor Show - 2PM Our ceremony is non-traditional. Laughter, gasps of astonishment or applause are encouraged. (Heckling is prohibited and punishable by gross bodily disfigurement.) ~~~ The Good Stuff (dancing, food, booze, etc) - 3PM Anyone who attempts to smash cake in the bride's face will be bodily removed. (No, this isn't a joke.) (No, it wouldn't be funny if you tried anyway.) (Yes, seriously, you will be tossed out on your ass.)