We met when we both decided to create profiles on the dating app, Bumble. While Matt was hoping he would meet a nice girl who he could at least take out to a romantic dinner, Elise created her profile for the sole purpose of being an absolute troll with no filter. Messaging guys with such great opening lines as, "Can you dunk?," and, "I rollerblade professionally," Elise was soon met with a stern message from the Bumble team telling her she'd been reported for using the site to incite discord as well as for constantly messaging men to test their knowledge of Venetian blinds. Before her lifetime ban came into effect (Summer 2018), however, Elise finally landed on the one man who could ever understand her unique sense of humor and go toe to toe with her - Matt. Rocking a profile picture that prominently displayed his tattoos and White Sox flat brim, Matt came on the scene with an absolute body blow of a message claiming that the Vancouver Canucks were the worst team in the Western Conference, nee the entire NHL. What followed was a verbal knock down, drag out altercation in which Matt somehow managed to offend both Elise's great grandfather and her 92 year-old grandmother in attacks against the Montreal Canadians and the South Bend Blue Sox respectively. Needless to say, it was love at first fight, and they have been getting into it over hockey and who at the last mozzarella stick ever since.