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As far as either of us can tell, this is our first photo together -- fittingly, at a horror improve night called Gorefest.

At the Museum of Cryptozoology in Portland, ME. Jake would subsequently purchase the latest issue of the Journal of Cryptozoology and put it in his actual lab, among reputable scientific journals.

Legolas and Gimli for Halloween. Clearly our best couple's costume because we had the perfect hair for it.

Don't mind us being too pale to function in the summer.

Apple picking is so ubiquitous in New England that even a global pandemic couldn't stop us.

Happy Hanukkah!

At the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia, PA.

Finally revealing our actual heights to the world. We can no longer hide the fact that Jake has been standing on stilts for most of his life.

The day we got engaged!

Celebrating our anniversary on the Narrow Gauge Railroad, a -- you guessed it -- very narrow railroad.

Us being too excited about this penguin statue.

The two happiest people you've ever seen in a rage room.