Matron of Honor
Kelly's Sister Could make a choir of rocks sound like angels
Best Man
Colin's Brother Most likely to Beat Bobby Flay™
Bridesman
Kelly's Brother Ready to party hard-y with both hands
Groomswoman
Colin's Sister On a quick 10-mile hike as you read this
Bridesmaid
Kelly's Step-Sister Representing Gen-Z among all these Millenials
Groomsman
Colin's Friend Unironically likes Malort
Bridesmaid
Kelly's Cousin Overqualified for the bridesmaid position
Groomsman
Colin's Friend Likes music more than you do
Bridesmaid
Kelly's Friend Absolutely as cool as she looks
Groomsman
Colin's Friend Definitively has the most ecclectic set of skills