No, it's in Melrose, which is annoying to get to and we appreciate your efforts. Your presence is enough of a gift. But, if you personally feel like your presence is not enough of a gift, we're not going to be shoving the fistfuls of cash back into your hands.
We would prefer a childfree wedding. The evening may get a bit loud, there's not much for kids to do, there will be loads of drunk people from Shetland, and Caitlin genuinely doesn't know what the Head Bridesmaid will come out with in her speech. Bean, the dog, also hasn't spent a lot of time around children and so may try to eat one. But, if you won't be able to attend otherwise and don't fancy leaving them at home with a bowl of water and Bluey on, please reach out.
We would prefer to know the partners attending the wedding. The evening may get a bit loud, there's not much for unknown dates to do, there will be loads of drunk people from Shetland, and Caitlin genuinely doesn't know what the Head Bridesmaid will come out with in her speech. Bean, the dog, also hasn't spent a lot of time around new people and so may try to eat one. But, if you won't be able to attend otherwise and don't fancy leaving them at home with a bowl of water and MAFS on, please reach out.
No mum, please stop asking me that.
Please pop all complaints in my pigeon-hole, marked 'general waste'.