Schedule
On the 12th of September, guests will make their way to the stunning location of Kippilaw House, which is somewhere near Melrose, to celebrate the matrimonial union of Laurence and Caitlin.
The ceremony will begin at 1pm, hopefully outside by a big tree. You'll be able to find this by following the sound of Laurence wretching with nervousness.
This will be followed by canapes and a nice glass of Prosecco (and/or gin concoction of your choosing).
You will then sit down at 4pm for a lovely meal, and some of the most adequate wedding speeches you will ever hear.
At 7pm, the entertainment (a *groomsman* with a *Spotify account*) will commence. Caitlin's mother will dance to 'Beautiful Sunday' at some point. We don't know when, only that it WILL happen at SOME POINT.
As energy wanes, the dining room on the left hand side of the building will host an evening buffet (probably some cheese and sausage rolls).
The bar, and therefore the event, closes at 12.