Wedding Party
Brittany Taylor
Best Lady
Brittany (Bert) Taylor is Brooke's not so little sister and Zack's landlord. Coming in at an impressive 6'1 Bert is a key contributing member to this gigantically tall wedding party. Bert is the most athletic Taylor sister, and was the star goaltender and Captain of the NCAA Div 1 Southern Mississippi soccer team. Brittany is the proud owner of Bert's Meat Deals, a distributor of discount meat products for friends and family.
Andrew Burrows Johnson
Best Man
BFF or life rival?? Andrew (ABJ) is Zack's only known equal at strategic board games (ostensibly) - creating an epic rivalry that has both built and threatened their friendship. ABJ lives in Ottawa where he works as a bureaucrat. Don't let that fool you though, as the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World is actually based on ABJs real life career and exploits.
Aristea Kontalis
Lady of Honor
Aristea-(Akon)-Kontalis is Brooke's best friend. Akon and Brooke have been bffs since grade 7, which is surprising because Brooke was focused on sports while Akon has the athletic ability of a potato. After high school Akon and Brooke decided to move to Lethbridge for school, take the same classes, live in the same house and, well, why not start their careers together. Today Akon and Brooke work as audit managers at RSM, catching fraud on the daily.
Max Moline
Groomsman
Max is the middle Moline brother and regrettably the most athletic (sorry, Ty). Growing up Max was an all star hockey player for the Lethbridge Hurricanes while Zack was the runt who was known to others for being Max's brother. Max lives is Lethbridge and is the proud dad of RJ, who will be the only person at the wedding prohibited from bar access.
Amy MacDonald
Bridesmaid
Amy is Brooke's oldest childhood friend. When Amy, Brooke, & Brittany were younger they would make world class music videos, which often included forced labour from Brittany. Amy currently works in physiotherapy, which is great for Brooke because Amy can fix her broken body. Amy & Brooke now spend a lot of their time together dancing at music festivals.
Ty Moline
Groomsman
Ty, full name Tyrone, is the only white person with that name currently living in Harlem. Seriously. Ty is completing his Masters at Columbia University and living the dream in New York City. Zack takes much of the credit for that though, forcing Ty to develop at a faster rate from years of playing random knowledge and name that country quizzes growing up.
Noel Pettersen
Groomsman
Noel is the only member of Zack's wedding party who's under 6 feet and balding. Don't feel bad for him though as he's also known as Troel Trollersen (feel free to call him this) from his reputation of trolling. Noel's life is centered around agriculture - he's famous for making a great beet soup, works at Agrium, and even named his first born son Spud.
Dave Boake
Groomsman
Loveable a fraction of the time and miserable most of the time, Dave is either a hoot or a poop. Zack's honestly not sure why Dave is even here. When not being a gas in social settings, Dave helps provide it by working for ATCO based out of Calgary. He's the proud dad of Party Arty and Maddy the Baddy who are both cooler than he is.