Bride
The Type A Bride Swears she's not a Type A bride yet has multiple Excel sheets for the wedding, because as an accountant, she thrives in organized chaos (sort of). Trying to balance the need to binge-watch shows, spend time with both families, and keep the fiancé from questioning his life choices—all while desperately in need of a drink and a cuddle, preferably both at the same time.
Groom
The Yes Man The fiancé who’s usually on the couch playing video games while the bride-to-be is knee deep in wedding DIY projects, but he’s always ready with a sweet treat, a smile and a "whatever you want, hun". A dedicated cop, law student, and cat dad—and, of course, reminiscing about his high school baseball state championship like it happened yesterday!
Maid of Honor
The Drill Sargent The twin sister who'll crack the whip by day and crack open a drink by night. She's part drill sergeant, part dance floor hurricane - keeping the bride's nerves in check while making sure nobody leaves sober.
Best Man
The Comedian A 24-year-old who somehow owns a Harley and spends more on chrome than he does on his girlfriend. His piggy bank is empty, but his exhaust is loud enough to drown out financial responsibility.
Matron of Honor
The Ditz A powerhouse mom of two wild and wonderful boys - our ring bearers, balancing chaos and cuddles like a pro. She somehow manages to keep everyone fed, alive, and (mostly) on schedule with a coffee in one hand and a dinosaur in the other.
Groomsman
The Depressed Ranger Fan If it's on the calendar, it's a reason to drink for Joey. From birthdays to a casual Wednesday night Ranger game on the TV, he's never met an event that didn't pair well with a pack of Truly's.
Bridesmaid
The Brutally Honest The college bestie with zero filter and a heart of gold. Says the wild thing out loud so no one else has to. She’s brutally honest to the point of concern, but 100% fueled by love. We’re the blind leading the blind, gaslighting ourselves into thinking our worst ideas are actually genius. Mean delivery, pure intentions.
Groomsman
The Fake Cowboy Played baseball at 5 different colleges and still didn't go pro. Now, he is a fake cowboy flipping houses in Tennessee despite being born and raised in North Haven, CT.
Bridesmaid
The Backwoods Bandit She disappeared into the wilderness with her fiancé on what seems like an endless series of three-week camping trips, fully embracing her off-grid era. She sucks at answering her text messages, but I like to think she's thriving somewhere under the stars with no cell service but tons of sourdough.
Groomsman
The Businessman An adult by age, but his wallet says otherwise thanks to limited-edition collectibles and gadgets that he "totally needed". His home looks like a tech expo collided with a comic con, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Bridesmaid
The Boujee on a Budget A globe-trotting workaholic who complains nonstop about her job, despite jetting off to a new country every month. She's never happier than when sipping a well-made cocktail and roasting people from high school like it’s a full-time sport.
Groomsman
The Tik Toker The avid Tik Tok content creator who is the only Minnesota Vikings fan in all of New England hence the misery in the Jets gear. Give him a follow @bobby5.0
Bridesmaid
The Group Mom The future Long Beach, LI housewife we all need—equal parts glam, grounded, and ready with advice that somehow feels like a warm hug and a reality check. With motherly instincts and a standing sushi-and-cocktail invite, she’s the friend who shows up in heels and helps clean your kitchen.
Groomsman
The Grumpy Peanut Marshall is soft-spoken, secretly dramatic, always present, and responsible for fixing things around our house since the groom isn't exactly the handy man of the century. When he's not saving the day in real life, he's the groom's right-hand-man in video games.
Bridesmaid
The Free Spirit A burst of energy wrapped in curls who's basically a walking comedy show with a killer soundtrack. With her free-spirited, hippie vibes, she’ll be the first on the dance floor, grooving like no one’s watching.
Groomsman
The Frat Boy DJ’s in college, still growing into a man but already mastering the art of frat boy vibes—think tank tops, party stories, and a smile that could get him out of any situation. The ladies love him, but he’s too busy perfecting his “bro” handshake and planning his next questionable decision to notice.
Mother & Father of the Bride
Meet the parents— Lisa (commonly known as Lois) blends in well with the sisters you'd never guess she's the one in charge. She's glam, hilarious, and always ready with a syringe of botox or a gummy. Dad, Richie K, prefers the quiet life on the couch away from the chaos of 3 girls. You'll know when he enters the room with his famous line "What is there a beer strike!?" and that beer best be a cold Bud Heavy.
Mother & Father of the Groom
Meet the parents— Terri is a Pinterest pro who’s always ahead of the trends, whether it’s for the wedding or just life in general. She’s got a board for everything and a new Amazon package on the stoop each day. Bob, on the other hand, spends his days obsessing over his backyard palm trees & perfecting his garden lighting like he’s auditioning for HGTV’s “Backyard Goals.”
Ring Security
Hayes, the 4-year-old ring bearer, is already working on his runway walk but mostly just wants to know when he gets to eat the cake and steal your girl on the dance floor. Julian, the 1-year-old, has no idea what's going on but will happily toddle down the aisle and steal the show (and maybe a few rings if no one’s looking).