Matron of Honor
Sam's big (and best) sister. Despite the age gap, we got to live the dream as roommates with a never-ending stream of "Eat Pray Love" on TV. She can say she's jumped out of an airplane, can you?
Best Man
Matt's Friend; Close buddy since Kindergarten. We have eaten more wings and enjoyed more cold ones together than we would like to admit.
Bridesmaid
Sam's niece. Claims she can taste the colors of M&M's in a blind taste test - whether or not that is true... TBD.
Groomsman
Matt's younger brother. This dude has some serious style. He is YouTube famous for breaking the world record of simultaneously spinning 3 pillows at once.
Bridesmaid
Sam's lifetime cousin and built-in lifetime friend. Her claim to fame? Miss West Allis in the house!
Groomsman
Matt's older brother; When he isn't driving around in my old Honda Prelude or giving people tax advice, you can usually find him watching unsolved mystery re-runs.
Bridesmaid
Sam's friend from waitressing together - you could say she's the steak to my shrimp! She earned the nickname "lil' scallion" for her love of onions, but she's nothing short of sweet.
Groomsman
Matt's Friend; Too cool to attend his own Jersey Retirement ceremony at his Division 4 High School, this guy can ball out. Although he is not as good of a dancer and not as strong as myself, my longtime friend deserves to make the main stage.
Junior Bridesmaid
Sam's cousin. No wait, second cousin? Eh, we're all family here! She's a rockstar cheerleader who will put a little pep in your step. Hu-rah!
Groomsman
Matt's Friend; College roommate, Fraternity brother, Nicknamed "Baby D", and known for drinking more Four Loko's than anybody I know. It was an obvious choice.