Best Man
"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?" - Jeremy Grey
Maid of Honor
Being a cat mom is my only paw-sonality trait. Madi and Krystina have been best friends since they first met in the 6th-grade orchestra at Nathan Hale Junior Jail. Luckily for Krystina, Madi has put up with her craziness for years and continues to be her absolute best friend.
Groomsman
“The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.” - Jeanne-Marie Roland
Bridesmaid
"I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
Groomsman
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell
Bridesmaid
"Friendship is a wildly underrated medication." - Anna Deavere Smith
Groomsman
"I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around." - Charles Bukowski
Bridesmaid
I have so much respect for my sister-in-law. It takes a very special and patient woman to survive my brother.
Groomsman
“Feel free to bring Professor Snape. We’ll play some late-night Quidditch.” - Get Him to the Greek
Bridesmaid
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." - Unknown