Please attend our fucking nuptials.

The average marriage duration in Canada is 15.3 years. We have lived in sin for longer than this. Our point is proven. It is time to be wed. We got engaged on a rooftop in New York. We have decided it would be fitting to consummate that arrangement on another rooftop in an even better city: Hamilton. There will be a short outdoor ceremony, a three-course meal, cocktails, an open bar, a large terrace balcony, and no wedding band. The venue is in a nice part of downtown, surrounded by restaurants, bars, accommodation and convenient transit options. There are beautiful views over the city and the escarpment. Mid-August should hot and sunny. We would be so happy for you to join us in celebrating our relationship.