Maid of Honor
Think Sam, but Type A.
Best Man
Ask about fantasy football punishments.
Bridesman
Mother hen. Newly Irish.
Best Man
Big heart, bigger butt.
Bridesmaid
New mom, still bad.
Groomsman
Strong calves, weak knees.
Bridesmaid
2,884 day Snapchat streak (at time of publishing).
Groomsman
Avoid if you can.
Bridesman
The original Juju.
Groomsman
One of kind. Alternate groomsman.
Bridesmaid
"Blonde". Camp kid.
Groomsman
Not actually bald.
Bridesmaid
Tomato girl.
Groomsman
Strongest groomsman (Will??)
Bridesmaid
Ginger friend. Will find on dance floor.
Groomsman
Liability.
Bridesman
Even worse storyteller than Sam.
Groomsman
Amateur birder.
Flower Child
Kind of short (not human).
Groomsman
Has been (mostly) tamed.