Bean of Honor
Lima Bean Nellie. First word was "Dada". Loves cheese, babas, and Elmo. Future Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.
Father of the Bride
Raiser of amazing women. Collector of albums and woodworking tools. Professional story-teller.
Mother of the Bride
Loving mother and grandmother. Possessor of saint-like patience and caring. Cheese-ball connosieur.
Father of the Groom
Asker of great questions. Explorer of distant neighborhoods. Popoo to Nellie.
Mother of the Groom
Promoter & champion of the arts. Writer of books; winner of crosswords. Nana to Nellie.
Wedding Party
Bronx Science homie and Posse alum. Journalist, documentarian, and people champion. Godfather to Nellie.
Wedding Party
P.S. 199 Connections Crew member. Film, philosophy, and sports aficionado. Eligibile bachelor* (as of 12/29/21)
Wedding Party
College roommate and sock pile co-contributor. Dualboot Partners Founder. Proud Duvallian who once slapped Tim Tebow's tuchus.
Wedding Party
Kindergarten P.S. 199 Connections Crew member. Sleepaway camp trouble-maker. Co-manager of the Palermo Hostel with Sam.
Wedding Party
Sister, Sister-in-Law, & Tia Liza. The funniest person we know. Darth Cheezius.
Wedding Party
Bonded Since Villa. Modern Bard and Saver of lives. Father of Finch.
Wedding Party
Summer camp bunk-mate & college roommate. Emmy winner and "a just a nice good Jewish boy" according to his mother. He loves art, but makes it sports.
Wedding Party
College roomie & amateur ESPN Deportes analyst. Diverging Diamonds Advocate. DC resident and fellow dad of a 2 year-old.
Wedding Party
Best Friend & Gypsy Turtle. Unofficial Mayor of Nashville. Godmother to Nellie.
Wedding Party
P.S. 199 Connections Crew member. Boombastic joy-bringer. Sam's only shoe-sharer.
Wedding Party
Sam's post-grad roomie at Shark Tank Cincinatti native & The Mr. Clean Fellow girl-dad who once bowled a 300.
Wedding Party
Younger Sister and future Sister-in Law. Giver of 'Wing of Protection.' 'Best Blink 182 Karaoke partner. Fierce mother.
Wedding Party
Eldest Erny daughter. Master of Cocktails. Resident of Las Vegas.
Wedding Party
Villa roommate. Host with the most. Owns several guitars.
Wedding Party
Nashville Villa Place roommate. Formerly Ginuwine's back-up dancer. Hockey director and international ambassador.
Officiant
Patriarch of the Osborne clan. Makes rocking two pairs of glasses sexy. Always there when you need him.