Wedding Party

Melissa Sadler

Bride

THIS WEDDING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT DISNEY WORLD (caps intended).

Matt Pisz

Groom

Adopted. Unsurprisingly, Matt loves the wonton tacos from Applebee's.

Katie Harris

Matron of Honor

Katie has literally dabbled everything. Culinary degree? Check. Business degree? Check. Teacher’s assistant? Check. A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker...definitely maybe. One thing’s for sure, we can now include matron of honor to the list.

Christie Massoudi

Matron of Honor

Christie and Melissa have been best friends since age 5. When she was younger she had a really mean cat. It helped Melissa shape her “love” for cats. Just don’t tell Matt how much she “loves” his cat.

Elizabeth Van Norman

Bridesmaid

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos is worth about 184 billion dollars. Elizabeth contributed 180 billion of that. No lie. She’s on a first name basis with her Amazon delivery driver. Rumor has it they exchange Christmas presents.

Catherine Calabrese

Bridesmaid

Catherine...oh our dear Catherine, we could say a lot about her. We’ll just say she’s the life of the party, use your imagination for the rest.

Dan Steinhart

Best Man

Dan once had a website dedicated to his adventures and travels as a foodie. In an act of pure betrayal, Dan once ratted out Matt and Alex to their boss at work for slacking off.

Chad Rasmussen

Groomsman

Detroit Red Wings, Michael Rasmussen is Chad’s brother? Chad's mom believes the following: aliens exist, and Matt is secretly in love with Chad's sister, which he’s not and never was. Awkward...

Alex Goetz

Groomsman

Rumor has it, he was the mastermind behind Dan Steinhart's food website, he even got "likes" from Mitt Romney from some of the content hosted on the site.

Eric (Howard) Abdo

Groomsman

Howard once asked if he should keep his beard. Does a bear poop in the woods? It took him 3 years to grow that thing, remind him he can't give up now. Howard once placed 36th at a Magic the Gathering tournament.

Jeremy Fauble

Groomsman

This one time...at band camp...Well it wasn't band camp, but we all went camping in the woods and all we brought was beer and cold hotdogs. Jeremy saved the weekend by actually preparing and bringing camping equipment so we could cook, eat, sleep, and not die.

Adam Hoglund

Groomsman

Adam hails from the greater Chicago area. He keeps promising Matt he’s going to save vacation time to come to Michigan. It will be a miracle if he actually shows up for the wedding.

Piper Calabrese

Flower Girl

Madison Van Norman

Flower Girl

Dillon Van Norman

Ring Bearer