Bride
Bear hugs are what she gives bears, which makes sense because Sean's former nick name was "bear in pants" (she still doesn't know what that means, really). Does it have something to do with his beard? She has other qualities, like her sense of direction. It's so good, Google Maps asks HER for directions. She doesn't take no for an answer. When she dreams, she not only dreams in color, but in IMAX 3D.
Groom
Have you seen this guy's beard? No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about it. He once won a fist fight, only using his beard. Werewolves are jealous of it. Men have hit on his beard, more than once. AND...his organ donation card also lists his beard.
Maid of Honor
Rachel's oldest younger sister. She's kind of a bad@ss. Her signature won a Pulitzer. If anyone could kill two birds with one stone - it's her. Her culinary skills have turned vegetarians into vampires. When in Rome, they do as SHE does.
Best Man
The groom's brother. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value.
Matron of Honor
This best-friendship is on a different level! In another world, these two would be twins. Some people call their mothers everyday, these two call each other. It's easy to see why, Reagan once lead a horse to water, and made it drink and she constantly teaches old dogs a variety of new tricks. Once she defended Rachel's honor with a metaphorical punch to the face, the guy fought the urge to thank her.
Groomsman
One of Sean's childhood friends. A former hockey goalie turned corporate attorney. His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”. Tidiness isn't a concept, it's a 7-day a week reality. His shirts never wrinkle. His hands feel like rich brown suede. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides. And his car is so clean, it's invisible.
Bridesmaid
Rachel's cousin, could have been another sister. Fiercely committed to everything she sets her sites on. She has a mind like an elephant. Her cup is always half full. If she were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark.
Groomsman
Another childhood friend. Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks, he’ll still be on the right side. He once got pulled over for speeding and gave the cop a ticket. Just to even the odds, he brings a knife to a gunfight.
Bridesmaid
Sean's sister. If it wasn't for Steph, Sean's proposal could have gone horribly wrong. She not only assisted in designing and transporting the ring, but helped to decorate the barn, in the pouring rain with limited power.... She even tried to drag the less-than-willing Pepper to participate, but the dog just laid down in protest.
Groomsman
The Holy Grail is looking for him.
Bridesmaid
Rachel's childhood friend. A local celebrity, her passport requires no photograph. When she meets the Pope, he kisses HER ring. Her blood smells like perfume. Even roses stop to smell her. And her shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice.
Groomsman
Another of Sean's childhood friends. He once parallel parked a train. Kyle looks manly when holding a lady’s purse. His mama has a tattoo that says “Son” and bikers walk their motorcycles by his home.
Bridesmaid
Rachel's youngest little sister. She's unusually good at everything. If opportunity knocks, and she’s not at home, opportunity waits. She can speak Russian... in French. She won the Tour-de-France, riding a unicycle. She runs marathons because, "they are on the way."
Groomsman
Rachel's younger brother, the gentle giant - he bowls overhand, and strikes. Even bigfoot tries to get pictures of him. If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.