Best Man
My brother. Gave me hell as a kid, and sage advice as an adult. Fact: Will make you a master cut mix-tape of Grateful Dead and Frank Zappa solos, whether you like it or not.
Groomsman
Best friends for the past 20 years and counting. Fact: Once had a lip ring, dreadlocks, and a pension for jumping over dorm room couches.
Groomsman
Doesn't matter where this man has lived or will live, he will be part of my crew forever. Can I borrow 40 dollars? Fact: So many, but trying to keep it PG.
Groomsman
My cousin, my brother, the love child of Tom Brady and Kevin Garnett. Fact: Has a tattoo of a nacho chip riding a skateboard, along with many others.
Groomsman
This friendship keeps on growing, like an unkempt lawn, or gigantism. Fact: Dad bods do not apply, this man is fit!
Matron of Honor