Wedding Party
Tom
Groom
You know who I am.
Rachel
Bride
The heart and soul of this wedding.
Anthony
Best Man
Tom's close friend 👀 since 2011 who he met at camp. Tom was HIS best man.
Emily
Maid of Honor
Rachel and Emily have been best friends since freshman year of college. Catch her reading waaaay more than you do.
Morgan
Officiant
Morgan is one of Tom AND Rachel's oldest friends in the whoollllee world. They will be running the show for the ceremony, best of luck with that!
Frodo Baggins
Ring Bearer
A master of his craft, Frodo is excited to lend his bearing abilities to the big day!
Old Luke Skywalker
Groomsman
A former fighter pilot and freedom fighter for The Alliance to Restore the Galactic Republic. Luke Skywalker is a revered Jedi Master unafraid to question and destroy long held doctrine. His journey from learner to teacher has greatly shaped Tom's outlook. And damn if he didn't really just drink milk from the udder that one time.
Alice Cullen
Bridesmaid
Born in 1901 and transformed in a vampire in 1920, Alice has seen her fair share of weddings in her life. She can't be more excited to be celebrating a fellow vegetarian on her special day! She predicts this will be a night to remember.
Dominic Toretto
Groomsman
A former career criminal who successfully gained reentry to the United States after doing counter terrorist intelligence work, Dom Toretto is the man with a plan who drives fast and keeps his focus on the one important thing in his life; family. He is proud to stand next to Tom on his big day, and would really appreciate it if people stopped asking him when he got super strength, it was in like the fifth movie or something.
Muscle Man
Bridesman
A veteran worker at The Park, Mitch Sorenstein loves to crush soda and eat wings with his friends. He WILL end up with his shirt off going "Whooooooo!!!" after the I Do's
Remy the Ratatouille
Groomsman
From humble beginnings Remy grew to become a highly decorated Parisian chef and proved that ANYONE can cook if they set their minds to it. He is excited to see what is for dinner at the reception.
Jennifer Check
Bridesmaid
While Jen believes boys are just place holders, they come and they go, she's willing to make an exception for Tom and Rachel. She's the former Snowflake Queen, always socially relevant, and a real demon on the dance floor. In this house, she's critically acclaimed for sure.
Uncle Iroh
Groomsman
A cunning warrior, worldly spiritual advisor, and esteemed gentleman, Iroh is the former heir to the Fire kingdom who abdicated his position to travel the world. He is looking most forward to the beverage selection and making good conversation at the wedding, just don't ask about the war crimes.
Fleabag
Bridesmaid
One of the funniest people on God's green Earth. Gives great dating advice!
Itachi Uchiha
Groomsman
Polite, strong, and with a wisdom to rival even the deepest thinkers of his time, Itachi Uchiha is a prodigy that's seen only once every few hundred years. He wants to tear up the dance floor the way he tore up his neighborhood back in the day.
Abed Nadir
Bridesman
A film student Abed Nadir knows that this Very Special Episode won't be reductive in its tropes. Tropes are what allow us to delve deeper when we see them as extensions of humanity after all. It's going to be cool. Cool cool cool cool cool.