One magical day in August of 2014, Pia was sitting in an ice cold auditorium at the George Washington University School of Business, shivering and waiting to learn how to conquer the world through savvy business practices (spoiler: still hasn't figured it out...Hans refuses to share his secrets). While rearranging her scarf to try and retain some warmth, she unsuspectingly looked up and saw something otherworldly: a creature wearing a blue pinstripe suit and tortoiseshell glasses with (somewhat) expertly coiffed blonde hair who talked funny. After a few rounds of "Hey Y'All" directed at other students, the creature made its way closer to Pia and remained within observing distance throughout the next few days of Business School orientation. Through clever maneuvering and excellent wit, Pia began to befriend the creature slowly but surely and learned its name was William Pendleton Orrick Moss. The rest is (kind-of-complicated-and-much-more-detailed-than-this-window-will-allow) history.