Maid of Honor
THE BARD weaves magic through words and music to inspire allies, demoralize foes, create illusions, and even heal wounds. The bard is a master of song, speech, and the magic they contain. In addition to being a skilled actor and filmmaker, she cheers you on until you believe in yourself. The bride's bestie for [REDACTED] years, and once you meet her, you'll know why.
Best Man
THE GEOJANKEN is multifaceted and grounded, like a potato. What can I say about Sam Dixon that hasn't been redacted from public records? Together we have helped bankrupt two major corporations and hope to continue the trend.
Bridesmaid
THE CLERIC is a powerful healer with divinely-granted abilities over life or death, they are also able to repel or control undead creatures. Clerics also have specific 'domains'. Lisa's domain is a Broadway stage and when it comes to controlling undead creatures: if she’s made you breakfast after a long night at the boathouse, you know you’d follow her anywhere. (can also multiclass as BARD) She and the bride elect have been friends since college.
Best Man
THE BOBLIN is incredibly charismatic and frequently mysterious. CEO of DanTech Enterprises, Daniel Stein is more elusive than that the shadow of a famous groundhog. One time we needed to find an even older adult so we could get him into Dave and Busters because you never leave Boblin behind. We continue our search for a responsible adult to this day...
Bridesmaid
THE ARTIFICER is a master of invention. Artificers use ingenuity and magic to unlock extraordinary capabilities in objects. Whether it's crafting a cool as hell sweater from some yarn, a unique recipe, a hilarious bit, or the general vibe, Rachel finds the magic in everything around her. Dear friend of the Bride Elect.
Best Man
THE WILD MAGE walks the fine line between utter chaos and unfathomable control over probability. Ali is the caretaker for a gang of Neurodivergent Anti-Social Introverts. Ali and I have attended multiple events where people remove their clothing for entertainment. Not a excessive amount, but more than one....and that's pretty weird.
Bridesman
THE ROGUE relies on skill, stealth, and their foes' vulnerabilities to get the upper hand in any situation. They have a knack for finding the solution to just about any problem, demonstrating a resourcefulness and versatility that is the cornerstone of any successful adventuring party. Brother of the bride-elect, yes we are saying Jason is sneaky but also demonstrates his resourcefulness and versatility when managing our father's astounding technology glitches.
Groomswoman
THE SCHOOL OF DANCE BARD is agile, majestic, and talented, and probably attends the school run by the grooms baby sister. In many ways, similar to the groom, except smaller, cooler, and with a panache for the performing arts.
Bridesmaid
THE PALADIN Whatever their origin and their mission, paladins are united by their oaths to stand against the forces of evil. A paladin’s oath is a powerful bond and a source of power that turns a devout warrior into a blessed champion. Rachel's biggest strength is her Eldest Daughter Energy, managing the rest of the family with an iron fist and a broadsword of silliness. (Can multiclass as CLERIC) Sister of the Bride-Elect
Groomsman
THE BEAST TWIN's bond with their animal companion has transcended the norm. They and their companions skills relate to, and complement each other, in life and in combat. They're reliant on each other to cover for their relative weakness. Adam's Beast twin, the Sasquatch, is skilled at camouflage and carries the weight of his legend. Is he real? Strong maybe. Is he both terrifying and lovable? Most definitely. Brother of the Bride-elect.
Officiant
THE DRUID - Whether calling on the elemental forces of nature or emulating the creatures of the animal world, druids are an embodiment of nature’s resilience, cunning, and fury. Amy is at different times a ferocious mother bear, a silly panda, and a warm cat lounging in the sun. She loves with joy and fury and we couldn't imagine anyone better to guide us as we plight our troth. Sister in law to the bride elect.