Maid of Honor
Pro: Has the most beautiful curly hair descended from the Cuban Gods themselves. Con: Seems sweet as pie until you don't use a blinker.
Best Man
Pro: Best second baseman in Mary Persons history Con: Will get offended for having a con.
Bridesmaid
Pro: Serves the best chicken wings on the dance floor. Con: Will shove your child to the ground so she'll win a race.
Groomsman
Pro: Owns an excessive amount of knee-high socks. Con: Owns only three pairs of pants.
Bridesmaid
Pro: She beats the GPS by 10 minutes every time. Con: Has a hydrojug in every color.
Groomsman
Pro: The real life McGyver, its nice having a Kenny around. Con: Will spend his life savings on tools.
Bridesmaid
Pro: The real life Martha Stewart, always willing to use her cricut. Con: Unable to reach the top shelf.
Groomsman
Pro: Most loyal braves fan ever in existence. Con: Counts calories for fun, if it's not protein he don't want it.
Bridesmaid
Pro: Designed the wedding invitations. Con: Not afraid of any foreign delicacies, including cow tongue.