Bride
It's about damn time this wedding is happening. Now I can let myself go. #finally
Groom
After a dishonorable discharge from the salvation army, Eric joined the peace corp to help those that needed the light of Scientology in their life. He made a vow of silence that only allows him to communicate via etch-a-sketch. He is extremely grateful for all of your love this winter.
Father of the Bride
A favorite memory: Anytime I can spend with you is my favorite. Love you Dad.
Father of the Groom
5 time Grammy winner. This Cuban phenom's debut album "the Cuban Bruce Lee" sold more copies than MJ's "Thriller"
Mother of the Bride
A favorite memory: Dancing to "The Time of My Life" while watching Dirty Dancing.
Mother of the Groom
Carmen's fleet of 22 pirate cruise ships have laid waste to all in her way; making her the Queen of the Caribbean. Because she was trained as monk in the Himalayas for 15 years, she is capable defeating her enemies with only her mind
Man of Honor
A favorite memory: Getting in trouble for rough housing as kids was the best kind of fun, especially when throwing a chair across the living room was involved.
Best Man
Despite his failures as a exotic dancer. Alex still inspires his youngest brother with his work ethic and commitment to family
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: Love laughing with you so hard that our stomachs hurt, but it feels like we got better abs because of it.
Best Man
Danny's "Big Booty Builders" is still the most downloaded at-home fitness video series in America. He uses the profits to provide amazonian tribes with yoga mats and Hulu subscriptions.
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: The time we visited Tabi in CO, and you almost jumped out of a moving car because we thought that "ghostly" woman was waiting for us in the dark parking lot.
Officiant
Neighbors & best friends since they were in 1st grade. Justin has been there for every body Eric has had to hide
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: Our trip to Tampa to see Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean in concert. Great girls trip!
Groomsman
Thomas gave up is life as a successful Arm Wrestler to settle down and start a pig farm. His flock of pigs are used to help teach elementary schools about their inability to fly... yet. #RocketMan
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: Deep conversations and people watching in the UCF student union.
Groomsman
After being voted America's Sexist Man, Sisco showed Eric the tricks of his trade... the reason Eric and Megan are even together now
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: Chasing after you up the stairs of your parents house (after a few drinks) to go back into your room to watch more Disney movies, falling into the railing on the way up and your dad yelling at us to be quiet.
Groomsman
From their days as air-boat tour guides in Alabama, Josh and Eric always promised to be friends until they died, hopefully fighting gators.
Bridesmaid
A favorite memory: You dragging me with you to dance on the bar at America's Backyard, only just meeting you recently, and thinking to myself "Who is this amazing girl"?
Groomsman
Joe and Eric have 15 warrants for their arrest. Their years running from the Dog The Bounty Hunter and robbing Winn-Dixies has bonded them for life.
Groomsman
Jason saved Eric's life during a monsoon in the heart of Alaskan King Crab season. After being pulled from the icy waters, Eric vowed to dedicate that season's harvest to Jason and his Inuit village. Ever since, they have remained close friends, breaking bread and shells.