FAQs

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Who got better grades in college?

Answer

Megan

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How does Megan put up with Eric?

Answer

She thinks he has money stashed in the Caymans and is waiting for Dec 29th to cash in.

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How much can Eric bench press?

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He is more about reps than weight ... 15 reps 3 sets. #Swoll

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Will Eric ever get famous doing stand-up and finally make us all rich?

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If Eric's stand-up career was a stock, I would't put your retiring funds there.

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What makes Megan & Eric such a beautiful couple?

Answer

Megan imports Guano from Kazakhstan for daily facials and moisturizing

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What took so long for this wedding to finally happen?

Answer

Obama

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Why Birdsong Barn as the Venue?

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Cuz' we gun' have a Honk-Y-Tonk time!

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Will Megan & Eric ever move back to FL?

Answer

Does the top at the end of inception ever stop spinning? <-- look it up

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Does Megan secretly kidnap bunnies from Pet-smart & release them into the wild?

Answer

Yes

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Megan is always quoting the movie "Jaws"... why?

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Because that shark is a major Beef Cake