Wedding Party
Denise
Bride
“Is there gonna be bacon at this party? Cause if not, count me out!”
Kaleb
Groom
“Don’t tell Denise, but I hid all the bacon.”
Abigail
Maid of Honor
“I used to be cool. Now, I just carry snacks and wipes.”
LJ
Best Man
He’s here, he’s queer, and where’s the beer?
Karli
Bridesmaid
“Denise needed someone in her bridal party that could ugly cry and still look good in photos.”
Charlie
Groomsman
“I’d be the pretty brother, if not for KB.”
Mady
Bridesmaid
idk i just work here
Tyler C
Groomsman
“At what point can I take my shirt off?”
Megan
Bridesmaid
“They call me Big Ugly.”
Matt
Groomsman
“Who’s watching my kids?”
Courtney
Bridesmaid
“Finally made it to Denise’s MySpace Top 8!”
Kylah
Groomswoman
“I understood the assignment.”
Mollee-Ann
Bridesmaid
“I’m 26, but I still get ID’d for energy drinks and asked if my mom knows I’m out this late.”
Taiden
Groomsman
“Dang it! I gotta wear a suit?! Does a bolo tie count?”
Ashley
Bridesmaid
“Denise edited all of my articles, even though I was the Editor-In-Chief… then neither of us turned out to be journalists.”
Tyler S
Groomsman
“Can I bring my dog?”
Holley
Junior Bridesmaid
“Do you have any games on your phone?”
Cayson
Best Son
“When do they kiss? I wanna cover my eyes!”
Sansa
Party Pup
“Woof! Bark! Woof, woof!”
Kida
The Other Party Pup
“Yeah! What Sansa said!”