Wedding Party

Denise

Bride

“Is there gonna be bacon at this party? Cause if not, count me out!”

Kaleb

Groom

“Don’t tell Denise, but I hid all the bacon.”

Abigail

Maid of Honor

“I used to be cool. Now, I just carry snacks and wipes.”

LJ

Best Man

He’s here, he’s queer, and where’s the beer?

Karli

Bridesmaid

“Denise needed someone in her bridal party that could ugly cry and still look good in photos.”

Charlie

Groomsman

Mady

Bridesmaid

idk i just work here

Tyler C

Groomsman

“It’s not gay if it’s TSA!”

Megan

Bridesmaid

Big Ugly

Mavrick

Groomsman

Mollee-Ann

Bridesmaid

“I’m 26, but I still get ID’d for energy drinks and asked if my mom knows I’m out this late.”

Matt

Groomsman

Courtney

Bridesmaid

“Finally made it to Denise’s MySpace Top 8!”

Taiden

Groomsman

Ashley

Bridesmaid

“Denise edited all of my articles, even though I was the Editor-In-Chief… then neither of us turned out to be journalists.”

Tyler S

Groomsman

Holley

Junior Bridesmaid

“Do you have any games on your phone?”

Cayson

Just Really Wanted To Be Included

“When do they kiss? I wanna cover my eyes!”