FAQs

Question

What should I bring to the wedding?

Answer

Your dance moves, your good attitude, and maybe some cash! We’re going to have a few fun, entertaining surprises there who happen to accept additional cash tips.

Question

Should I bring a gift?

Answer

Please, God, no. We’ve lived together for 2 years and yearn for nothing… except an absolutely bomb honeymoon! We’d much prefer donations to our honeymoon fund! (Y’all, weddings are EXPENSIVE!)

Question

Can I bring my kid?

Answer

If your kiddo’s name was on the RSVP we created and sent to you, yes! If not, please reach out to the sitter! We’re doing our best to avoid hearing the noises that babies tend to make in the [very expensive] wedding video being made. Plus, you deserve a kid-free night!

Question

What’s the parking situation?

Answer

If you’re planning to take advantage of the open bar, PLEASE Uber! If you’re not drinking and going to drive, there will be a valet at the venue!

Question

Will there be cheese?

Answer

Most likely.

Question

Are any of Denise’s bridesmaids single?

Answer

Yes, just Ashley. She’s 30, successful, fun, and hot. (Ashley definitely did not write this.)

Question

Can turtles breathe underwater?

Answer

I’m pretty sure they cannot.