Groom
"I'm not everyone's cup of tea but I'm definitely his Margarita"
Groom
"I’m not thirst trapping, I just look like this”
Groomswoman
“Guys, I can’t think of a quote and it’s upsetting me so much!”
Groomsman
“^^^He’s lying. It’s a thirst trap”
Groomswoman
"I may have the right to remain silent but oh boy do I lack the ability"
Groomsman
“Keeping it classy ‘til cocktail hour”
Groomswoman
“If looks could kill, I’d prosecute myself”
Groomsman
“I’m bold, I’m booked, and I bring the energy — no syllabus can handle this lesson”
Groomsman
“Live your best today because tomorrow comes too soon”
Groomswoman
“Some girls catch bouquets… I catch the attention”
Groomswoman
“Cake, Cake, Cake, Cake, Cake”
Groomswoman
“Can someone put an AirTag on me before the wedding? I’ve been known to wander…”
Groomswoman
“You look like you need a shot. Trust me, I’m a bartender”
Groomswoman
“You can’t read the doll, but the doll CAN read”
Groomswoman
“Like any good Grey’s Anatomy episode, I’m bringing heart, humor and just the right amount of chaos to the wedding party.”
Groomswoman
“I like my coffee strong, my books dirty, and my endings happily ever after”
Groomswoman
“A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl."
Groomswoman
“Sleep is temporary, but the bags under my eyes are forever!”