Maid of Honor
My built in best friend and my biggest supporter. Being 5 years apart meant I was the way cooler older sister; introducing her to rap music, while forcing the self proclaimed "tomboy" to wear makeup. Now she's teaching me how to contour and she keeps me in touch with the new music. How the tables have turned. I'm so lucky to have a sister that annoys me as much as she does.
Best Man
To whom it may concern. The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme. I define it as Abram Wolf. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme. -Micheal Scott -Steven Freie
Bridesmaid
Libby and I met in the second grade. Our hobbies included saving worms on the playground, making up secret spy codes and playing Runescape. We were also fond of staying up until 3 A.M just to watch trashy MTV shows. 17 years later, we are still comfortably weird around each other. I can't imagine getting married without my oldest friend by my side.
Groomsman
Blake Frankenbach. The quintessential standard of a friend. His parents were killed in a back ally while existing a theater. A moment that resinated with him forever. After inheriting the Frankenbach manor he spent years away training in the league of shadows leading him to become, as I know him today, The Caped Crusader. When he isn’t fighting crime or leaping from rooftops he measures as one of the best people I’ll have the pleasure of knowing. -Steven Freie
Bridesmaid
I met Sarah at a fat camp that was disguised as high school summer P.E. We've been best friends ever since. We strutted through the halls pretending we were important with Student Government official passes. Sarah always has the best pump up playlists for letting your hair down and remembering not to take life so seriously. Everyone needs a friend like Sarah.
Groomsman
I started working with Matt at HuHot in 2012. Some people you just know are special. The moment I knew it was in a dive bar in Amity Island. He says to me “Submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. Just delivered the Hiroshima bomb. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn’t see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, chief? You tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail.” This was a man who completely ripped off some quote from Jaws. I love this guy. A friendship Ive cherished for years. -Steven Freie
Bridesmaid
Andrea and I met selling stir-fry. She is walking proof that work best friends can become real best friends. Our love for singing obnoxiously at bars has no end in sight. Andrea always knows how to make me laugh and is always a voice of reason (even when I don't want it).
Groomsman
David Glenn. A childhood friend. David and I go further back than anyone. Friends like that do not come often and his character is so legendary he once brought a knife to a gunfight to even the odds. Werewolves are jealous of his beard. He can speak Russian… In French. Sharks have a week dedicated to him… His blood smells like cologne. He is the worlds most interesting man. Stay thirsty my friends. -Steven Freie