Our Inner Onion
Kelly Klassen
Maid of Honor
My day one, forever thankful for a built in bestie that has been there for me through it ALL. Best sister ever. At the wedding please have Kelly tell you about... -how to use strong acting skills to get a sibling to confess their love for you -how to successfully build the greatest forts man has ever seen (including forbidden attic forts)
Matt Scheurich
Best Man
From bunk beds as kids to ruling the house during COVID, I wouldn’t want anyone else standing next to me. At the wedding have Matt tell you about... -what is considered an acceptable amount of chocolate martinis in one night -if he has finished the wheel of time series yet
Emily Harder
Matron of Honor
From summer camp frenemies, to college roommates, to life long best friends. Emily has been there through thick and thick & thin. Bonus points for being both Jared and my on call therapist. At the wedding please have Emily tell you about... - how to get even after your roommate wrecks your moped - her secret ability to beatbox (please ask her to perform Mamma Mia as an example)
Chris Scheurich
Best Man
My only older brother. Been there since the beginning, I couldn’t ask for a better brother. At the wedding, please have Chris tell you about... -his opinions on pine trees -who threw the pizza on the wall
Kim Taylor
Bridesmaid
My bestie for the last 21 years. We have travelled what seems like millions of miles together. Kim will always be my og adventure buddy (sorry J). At the wedding please have Kim tell you about... -how she was able to survive my driving various motorized vehicles in a multitude of countries -how to successfully sleep 2 in a Toyota Corolla for 10 nights
Brett Pointer
Bridesman
Sometimes, finding roommates on craigslist really works out. At the wedding please have Brett tell you about... -how he came to realize Mel was actually not terribly shy -what it takes to become a member of the world's most elite group: The Alpine Monkeys