Jonathan: "Sorry, no kids." Megan: "Please note this is an adults-only celebration."
Jonathan: "We are not registering anywhere." Megan: "We already have too many pots and pans for our tiny kitchen!"
Jonathan: "Still workshopping, let us know if you think of something clever!" Megan: "I don't have social media."
Jonathan: "Dancing shoes required!" Megan: "Yes! The official dress code is cocktail attire, but we are leaning into springtime vibes and encourage bright and colorful cocktail attire and/or formal garden party attire. Also please note: the floor at the venue is very old and unfinished concrete, so please choose your shoes wisely!"
Jonathan: "5:00 pm sharp so I'm first in line for the welcome champagne!" Megan: "Knowing me, I would probably be waiting outside by 4:45 pm, even though the doors won't open until 5:00 pm and won't close until 5:15 pm . . . Punctual to a fault!"