Groom
He's okay I guess very good at math and also guitar-ing
Bride
She's okay I guess. Very good at eating gushers. Get her some gushers.
Best Man
AKA Ellen
Maid of Honor
AKA Twin
Groomsman
Planning a sword fight with the bride for the groom's hand
Bridesmaid
Crispy Astro Peep
Groomsman
AKA Scooter
Bridesmaid
Sister from another mister
Groomsman
Does a mean stoney dankle
Bridesmaid
Deputized wielder of the sword
Bridesmaid
Sista from another mista
Groomsman
Brother from the same mother
Groomsman
Brother from another mother
Bridesmaid
Designated DIY person
Father of the Groom
Has many flashlights
Mother of the Groom
She cool
Father of the Bride
Best dad ever ♥
Mother of the Bride
Best Mom Ever ♥
Officiant
Not actually blue. Officially cool.
Flower Girl
Be jealous cuz she's cuter than you. 10/10 will kick your butt.
Ring Bearer
Beware, very cuddly.
Ring Bearer
Beware, might think he is a bear.
Usher
Chief supervisor of all seating arrangements.
Violinist
Soothing magic noises. Kind of suspicious of any "aunt thieves" that may be present.