FAQs

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Help! I'm a nerd. Will there be other nerds there?

Answer

Many physicists and mathematicians will be gathering to drink at the bride's father's expense. Also, a whiteboard will be provided in lieu of conversation.

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Are you reserving hotels?

Answer

No

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Will there be alcohol?

Answer

Yes, open bar.

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Are children allowed?

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Yes, there will be so many kiddos. Please note which ones are yours. If you cannot RSVP for your kiddos, just contact the couple.

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Do you really add "quantum" in front of everything?

Answer

Yes

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When should I RSVP by?

Answer

Now. (But for real we need an accurate head count about two months in advance so...)

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Are you registered? Where?

Answer

Right here! (On Zola)

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Can I bring a date?

Answer

If you did not receive a plus one, please do not bring a date. (Or bring $40 and your date).

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

Answer

Yes. Parking available at the venue.

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Will there be a white wedding cake?

Answer

Not if we can help it.