Once upon a time, it was a Monday morning in Nicholson Hall. Well, probably it was a Monday. There was a physics class, and in that class were so many nerds. Amongst these students were our two protagonists. They disliked each other immediately. Protagonist A, who would like to remain anonymous, was a know-it-all. (Quoth Peter: "She is!") Protagonist B was a weirdo. (Quoth Peter: "He is!") They are still a know-it-all and weirdo respectively, but have come to accept that about each other. Eventually, there was a first date. It went so well that they held hands and then didn't see each other for a year. (And a half.) Then there was a second first date. This one seemed to stick. Protagonist B ended up in the hospital with heart problems. Likely causes include bodacious booties and/or love. Protagonist A was not aware that they were dating. Protagonist B then proposed. The end.