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Lover of scaring people. Queen of secondhand embarrassment. People trust her with the secrets, so much she gets paid to do it. The best partner in crime (O'Brien).
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The most incredible artist you'll ever meet. Refuses to delete embarrassing baby photos of Theo, even though he's begged her for decades. Undisputed Top 5 Best Chef in California.
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The literal Diamond of the Season, crowned by Queen Charlotte herself. Knows all the important things one should know about Rugby. Drives a red Jeep and looks stunning in a potato sack.
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Walking encyclopedia of rap. Will play any drum solo known to man. Once joined Theo to see Wrestlemania, but won't admit to his wife that he loved it.
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One would think he was a basic white girl based on his taste buds. He would debate a wall if he could. Fights for the oppressed and will make the best lawyer soon.
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New York's finest. Stays looking for the next vintage pop-up shop or new photography gallery. His vegan food recommendations will change your life.
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The queen of sassiness and lover of naps. The best mother to the most human-like dogs possible. She has been friends with Maddi through many bad haircuts and still loves her, so she may also be legally blind.
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Spent a year in Australia and lived to tell the tale. Spent all of film school watching Entourage with Theo. He'll convince you to get a public library card, even if you have one aready.
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The Australian Alicia Keys. A fellow child of a wanna-be Pro Golfer. She will soon mold the brilliant minds of tomorrow, right after she convinces them not to eat their pencils.
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Lawyer by day, gym rat by night. Constantly turning down Waffle House, much to Theo's chagrin. Probably just won a marathon. Who Dat.
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Aerospace engineer, lover of anime, superheroes, and cats. The most thoughtful gift giver. She and Maddi went to their first high school party together and played Scrabble.
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Put Ft. Worth, Texas on the map. Kindly let Theo cheat off of him from grades 6-college. Probably getting a new pair of Jordans while you read this.
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The Queen of Mischievousness and a pro at penny loafer football. She can draw just about anything. She has lived in the South for most of her life and refuses to say y'all, where on the other hand Maddi has never lived in the South and says it every other word.
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