Matron of Honor
Jessica and Luci have been best friends and twins for nearly a decade! They met at church and have since taken their twinship on the road, blessing the whole of Texas with their presence. Seriously, they've been everywhere from Houston to Lubbock and all in between! And though they are twins to all who know them, Jessica is actually nearly 2 months older than Luci and, therefore, is practically a grandmother. Fitting, too, as Jessica has always been a pal and a confidant - a la "Golden Girls". Furthermore, as a Matron of Honor, it has been required of Jessica to act matronly throughout the entire wedding process. Do not be suprised to find her in mom jeans and Sketcher's Shape Ups. Jessica is the best friend Luci could ask for and will make an incredible MOH!
Maid of Honor
Alison "Ally D" and Luci are the type of friends who may not see each other or talk to each other every single day, but when they get together it's like no time passed at all! They met at Texas Tech in their sorority, Miller Girls - but truly bonded after attending a Royal Teeth concert in Houston together. To this day they regret not getting the number of the band's drummer...for Alison. Alison always supports everything Luci does while keeping her down to earth. And speaking of down to earth... Alison is notoriously clumsy and has been known to take a tumble pretty often. Some of Luci's favorite memories of her involve her saying "I'm okay!", mid-fall, before she hits the ground. Attend the wedding just to see if she makes it down the aisle scratch-free! She has been a true friend in every sense - going as far as to visit Luci in the crazy places she's lived like Thailand and Alabama!
Bridesmaid
Andie and Luci met when Andie was born and all the attention got sucked away from Luci as her dreams of growing up an only child were crushed beneath the weight of forced sisterhood. Since then Andie and Luci have shared everything from parents, to last names, to voices, and even beds and baths in their youngest days. Andie is a constant source of logic and reasoning when Luci is trying to dream wild dreams. She acts as a fashion icon when Luci tries to get away with faux pas like yoga pants in public. In short, they are opposites in just about every way. For this reason, Luci knows Andie will act as a balance to keep Luci focused on the big day!
Bridesmaid
Hayley "Haypug" Burgess and Luci met through their sorority at Texas Tech, Miller Girls. Their friendship really blossomed when they carpooled back to Houston for spring break and they realized they both took time to stop and smell the flowers (read: Texas bluebonnets). Since then their friendship has been full of laughing together at Hayley's awful storytelling abilities. Really, if you see her, ask her about the time she drank from a water bottle she found in her dad's car. It's riveting. Hayley is one of Luci's most trusted friends and partners with whom she can adventure. They share a love of traveling, petting dogs, and trashy TV; a.k.a. the formula for a friendship that will last forever.
Bridesmaid
Ellen is, without exaggeration, one of the most incredible women Luci has ever and will ever know personally (until Luci inevitably meets Beyonce, at which point Ellen will be runner-up). She has style and humor for days and always keeps Luci on her toes. They met on a popsicle run with their friends Hayley and Anna and have since hung out in countless restaurants and bars, visited museums, and been on a "Bad News Bears"-esque beer-league softball team together! When Luci was Marie-Kondo-decluttering her life, she thought "Who sparks joy?" The first word to come to her mind, in a blaze of glory, was obviously "Ellen". Luci cannot wait for Ellen to bless us all with her presence on April 25, 2020.
Bridesmaid
Rachel has known Bryan for many years but her life, presumably, really began to be worthwhile when her old friend Bryan introduced her to his new girlfriend, Luci. On that day, Rachel's life purpose was revealed when she realized what she was always meant to be: Luci's friend. Luci and Rachel's friendship blooms into something more and more beautiful every time Rachel answers Luci's phone call - an event that is extraordinarily rare. Luci cannot wait for this Star Wars enthusiast to (imperial) march down the aisle as a bridesmaid!
Best Man
Caleb and Bryan have been friends ever since Bryan realized the creepy old dude sitting on the edge of their friend group at church was actually pretty cool. Hilarious, even! No one (other than Luci) makes Bryan laugh as much as Caleb. Caleb, like the humble mushroom, is a super fungi and great with pizza. So great, in fact, that it's a tradition for these two to share a room anytime they go on a trip together - much to the chagrin of friends in neighboring rooms or beds because they stay up all night giggling like school girls. Overall, Bryan knew Caleb was a necessary component of making this wedding the best possible event!
Groomsman
Ben and Bryan's friendship is a real slam dunk! These sporty brohams really got that W when they met up. Although, it was almost a mulligan meet up because at first, they realized something was missing from their clean-faced teen duo. Ben looked at Bryan and thought: "This guy is a real trophy, a hole-in-one, a home run! But there's something missing." What was missing you ask? Well, a few years later that "something" was revealed: BEARDS. They both look SO MUCH BETTER with a bit of that chiny scruff. Now these bearded brosephs are traveling up the aisle, chins forward, with Ben as a gold-medal groomsmen! Did we mention they both love sports?
Groomsman
Glenn and Bryan are two weeks apart in age but hundreds of miles in distance. Yet, that never stopped these cousins from having a blast together! Bryan would frequently travel to Glenn's home state of Texas (greatest country in the nation) when they were young. Bryan insists that Glenn was always the troublemaker - but who wouldn't be next to cherub-like angel baby Bryan? One of Bryan's favorite adventures with Glenn was to Schlitterbahn! As Bryan looks back, he's concerned about exactly how much pee can be in those public water parks until they're legally unsafe - but at the time he was having way too much fun to notice! Glenn's like a built-in best friend to Bryan, seeing as they're so close in age. For that, Bryan can't wait to have his cousin as a groomsman!
Groomsman
It's a Bryan Patrick versus Brian Patrick match-up! When Bryan and Brian met, it was like the fates aligned to bring these two baseball-loving name-twins together for an epic friendship! Brian and Luci were friends before she'd even met Bryan, and Luci knew the two would get on swimmingly! As always, she was right. These broskis both hope and dread the day that the Braves play the Dodgers because, though it's a test of their friendship, it always makes for a great time! Not unlike when these two get together! Bryan Patrick Harris knows that Brian Patrick Owens is going to be a grand slam of a groomsman!
Goodest Boy
Binx is an honorary member of the wedding party and arguably one of the most important components of the wedding, being Bryan's most favorite being in the universe. Yes, even more than Luci. Binx will not be in attendance due to restrictions against even the goodest of doggos but he will attend in spirit.