Jimmy & Levi
Wedding Party
Annalisa Moore
Maid of Honor & Jimmy's Littlest Sister
Mother of a pomeranian - up at 5:00 am and at the gym - often described as "Uncle Jimmy's cooking sister" - goes to sleep at 9:00 pm even though that's still basically business hours - prefers ramen to pho - sleepy time tea enthusiast - plant mom - member of the "King William Carriage House Association" - "ding dong" San Antonio, TX
Mary Beth Moore
Matron of Honor & Jimmy's Middlest Sister
Mom - teaches math - Golden Girls super fan - eyebrows on fleek - prefers Target to Wal-Mart - did NOT enjoy the New York City subway or New Orleans at night - begrudgingly started to put more bows in her daughter's hair after Jimmy asked her to - making a Starbucks run - “I'm busy raising this kid right now.” San Antonio, TX
Chase Hahn
Best Man
Levi's college RA - the rest is history - outdoor adventure enthusiast - environmental consultant - ice cream aficionado - that guy who's always training for a fitness event of some kind - squirrel fan forever - everyone's favorite cruise director and costume coordinator. Washington D.C.
Rick Martinez
Groomsman & Jimmy's Oldest Brother
Into computers before computers were cool - a PC person - car builder and racing enthusiast - former wild man, present day father - Beatles fan - plays guitar for a two man Christmas band named "Jimmy and Ricky Sing Christmas Carols on Christmas Eve Sometimes." Austin, TX
Tony Martinez
Groomsman & Jimmy's Not-Quite-As-Oldest Older Brother
Your neighborhood handy-man - vacation accomplice - will study the menu before he goes to the restaurant - father to Ellie May Gonzalez and Sunday, the dogs - made Jimmy and Levi stay up to paint their dining room until 5 am because he "came to paint not sleep" - once drilled a hole completely through his finger while trying to help Jimmy with a craft project, and then asked to be driven to Popeye's - calls Levi BIL San Antonio, TX
Dan Jatres
Groomsman
Levi's law school chaperone - Fozzy Bear impersonator - Jimmy's birthday twin - urban planner - political junkie - "Bicycle Czar of New Orleans" - serious Wikipedia contributor - has been known to stand in line at Best Buy for some new gadgety thing - Raising Cane's super-fan - REALLY good at walking backwards. New Orleans, LA
Connor Duffy
Groomsman
Engaged after Jimmy, but married before - marketer and graphic designer - world traveler - binge-watcher - simultaneously quiet and extremely social - everyone's favorite dinner guest - his calendar is booked until after the wedding. New York, NY
Helen Buckley
Groomsmaid
Levi’s law school support system - sorority sister from another mister - "Roll Tide!" - X-Files expert - litigator (that's the scariest kind of lawyer) - boxer - once (accidentally) stalked Emma Roberts. New Orleans, LA
Heather Capello
Groomsmaid
Jimmy’s true blue, ride or die, since college - lifetime front row seat to "Jimmy, The Musical!" - keeper of the secrets and really juicy stories - former actress, present day speech therapist - She once called Jimmy in tears and had him race over to her house to alter the lace on her wedding dress using cuticle scissors, so he KNOWS she is going to come through for him now that it's his turn - member of the "I've gestated and given birth to a child in the time it's taken to mount this wedding" club. Austin, TX
Stephanie Choy
Groomsmaid
Levi’s good friend from college - pizza fan(atic?) - keeper of the "Stephanie Choy (Belk) Memorial Costume Collection for Mardi Gras and Other Days of the Week” - "Careless Whisper" enthusiast - loves a sensible hat - co-founder of "Wacky Wednesdays at the Tulane Admissions Office" - don't even THINK about trying to be funnier than her - owns a button-making machine. New Orleans, LA
Stephanie Mihalco
Groomsmaid
Former "Hattie" in Cole Porter's "Kiss Me, Kate" - appreciates Madonna's "Evita" - once inspired a room full of drag queens by sporting a head turning black jumpsuit to a gay club in New York - once waded the entire length of an apartment swimming pool, yelling "Hey Ladies!?" in order to bum a cigarette from two sorority girls - thinks Queen's "Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" was actually written about Jimmy. "He was MY friend first!" - member of the "I've gestated and given birth to a child in the time it's taken to mount this wedding" club. Houston, TX
Caitlin Swahn
Groomsmaid
Super social - interior design inspo text messenger - FOMO sufferer - former late night dance clubber - recently found a love for wallpaper- works in marketing for some business whose name Jimmy always forgets - believes Jimmy has a different definition of the word "casual" than most people do - offended at the suggestion of dining at chain restaurant, but once asked if Jimmy liked the restaurant "Furr's" - does not want to wear “that frumpy dress you picked out for me” - member of the "I've gestated and given birth to a child in the time it's taken to mount this wedding" club. Austin, TX
Megan Telles
Groomsmaid
Jimmy’s lifelong lady-friend since elementary school - one of the many people on this list who has let Jimmy dress her up in a hoop skirt - OG 1999 Cotillion date - special-ed teacher - amazing mom to Jimmy's godson - has actually hit a hole-in-one while golfing - the "Ethel" to Jimmy's "Lucy" - southern belle - casually purchased a gold ball gown, on sale, while shopping for her groomsmaid's dress for this wedding. Somewhere in Rural Texas
Carolanne Morgan
Honorary Groomsmaid "From Afar"
Leader of the Gay Brigade - seriously powerful stage manager - travels the world inspiring bad decisions - once watched Jimmy cry into a container of Sonic tater-tots after a college break-up - went through a middle school goth phase where she named her cat "Mystic Angel" - "Should we get a little drink first?" Citizen of the World