Wedding Party

Rita Turiano

Maid of Honor

It's me, ya boi. I'm the maid of honor BECAUSE IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. And if I'm seated at the little kids table one more time, I will raise hell and make everyone pay

Stephen Pritchett

Best Man

I'm Stephen. I like puns and Latin-tastic liturgies. I met Colton in RCIA and we entered the Church together. But that's not as funny or clever sounding as the other ones. I'll try to see if I can think of something funnier.

Caitlin Chiampou

Bridesmaid

I’m suffering™️

Chris Cieszewski

Groomsman

Me and Colberto went to prison together. Spent 4 years in the oconee county penitentiary together before I made parole. I was innocent. Loved my mother, never did nothing. Colton escaped when they tried to deport him. Now I hear he's trying to get legal by marrying some gal. She doesn't even know.

Ciara Chiampou

Bridesmaid

“I’m no longer 17, no longer livin’ the dream, not even the dancing queen :/“

Quintin Lowder

Groomsman

I am Quintin, Lord of Cats behold me and despair.

Amanda Alfaro Chiampou

Bridesmaid

*insert cheesy swimming pickup line here*

Samuel Lowder

Groomsman

I am The Samster. Do not call me Sam because I will only answer to "The Samster". I once met some weirdo named Colton and I'm coming to his wedding to make fun of his manbun. The end. I will also answer to Sammich.

Stephanie Johnston

Bridesmaid

Jacob Lowder

Groomsman

I'll think of a bio and message it later. I'm brain dead currently

Megyn Evans

Bridesmaid

Vincent Turiano

Groomsman

I am THICC VICC. I pick heavy thing up, I put heavy thing down. UwU

Laura Grace Chiampou

Flower Girl

I’m really excited to be a flower girl again because the first time when I got to be a flower girl it was so exciting. It was so much to take in but it was really fun to be a flower girl. My favorite color is teal and I have a awesome sister.

Maevis Katsos

Flower Girl

Griffiths Jacobs

Ring Bearer

“Stop it, Eia”

John Lee Jacobs

Ring Bearer

“Holy Moly Lemon Squeezy!”

Alex Newell

Usher

“My Name is Alex. I am Ushering this wedding for Colto and Sofia. I am still not sure what it means to “usher” but I did a google search and based on top results apparently it has something to do with singing R&B.”

Aaron White

Usher

“Just fit as much of the Bee Movie script in as you can” -Aaron White

Kathryn Burrell

Honor Attendant

I like food and champagne. The day of the wedding, if you have any questions this is the woman to find! She will have all the info and be able to direct you to wherever you need to be. Please do not text the bride or groom.